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March 27, 2007

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When two people plan to get around a corporate policy in terms of payments, it's corrupt.
BUT when two people plan to get around that same policy, only involving a third-party company, then that's cheating.
If that two people are from 2 different companies, cheating a third company, then that's beyond me, if the third company doesn't benefit in terms of money.

If we all think hard about causal factors, then we may see some light.

Between the 2 people, there must be some kind of transaction benefit. Otherwise, it is senseless to spin this huge web and involve so many other spiders who definately have smaller webs.
Of course if your 2 spiders are of the LARGER species, it's only common sense that they would have larger appetites....which meant, you either catch insects often or spin a web large enough to trap larger prey.
As the garden they are living in are almost out of insects, these LARGE spiders have no choice but to increase the size of their web or use other spiders web to get enough spoils.
So what's the deal?

They borrowed web-spinners web to snare a spoil, but instead of sharing, fatso ate most of the meal...sharing meant 50-50 afterall, the web belonged to small-spinner and technically the spoil was hers too..so why would fatso get more than the polite share?

To make it worse, fatso went to complain to legless about not being able to deliver a small share of the spoil to her and legless, obviously got upset.

So legless decided to make it an issue with the head of the pond - the snowman, who really didn't care about anything else except for the snow, because otherwise, he would melt away...and being in the tropics, he's too concerned about his dire situation, to really bother, so he instructed his web-planner, who is a thousand-legged worm (doing a thousand things at one time) to just give in to whatever legless wants lest thousand-legged becomes dinner.

MORAL OF THE STORY - if you want to catch a huge insect and eat it by yourself, make sure you spin that web all by yourself. If the head of the pond is a snowman, then we are all in the wrong place to begin with...spiders do not live in the arctic, and snow doesn't fall in the tropics.
The start of the story is when we all didn't get our geographical location right.

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